Below are the souls of the ten greatest bands who play there music for my amusement in hell.

Whitezombie My favourite band of all time these guys are legends and Satan never grows tired of there music.Zombie beats the piss out of the sad metal bands like Sepultura and Pantera who are just crappy clones that I can’t stand.

Ministry Industrial music at it’s best Al Jourgensen and Barker combine metal and sampled sounds into a smooth combination.After watching Ministry live even I Mayhem was to afraid to step into the moshpit so instead I sent in the Olsen Twins who we posted home in pieces to the full house cast.

Cypress Hill Normally I hate rap and especially homies but the trio of B-Real, DJ Muggs and Sen Dog are hellishly good.

Nirvana Undoubtedly the band that started the grunge movement and are known worldwide mostly due to the sad fate of Kurt Cobain but grunge has remained and hopefully will continue to thrive.I have always wondered why Kurt shot himself and I think Courtney Love is the reason.If I woke up next to this birl(boy+girl=birl) I think I would be running for the gun.

Marilyn Manson These guys are nearly as dark and twisted as I am but there music is what matters and these guys know how to play. The song Beautiful people when played loud has been known to send me into a bezerk state where only vast amounts of blood could cure me.So the occupants of hell solved this by equipping me with a tennis racket and locking me in a room full of lepers.This has become a popular pastime in hell and the team with the most leper spaghetti wins.

Offspring Another excellent band who I had the pleasure of seeing at the Big Day Out and loved every moshing minute of it.After hearing that it would be the last BDO we created our own version called “The Big Gay Bout”.We chose the faggiest bands(Oasis,Silverchair) then let them play there crappy music for awhile driving the occupants of hell crazy.Weapons were handed out and the Big Gay Bout began as the bands had their talentless heads pounded in.

Pearljam Yet another great Seattle band who I would love to see live but due to the crappy scalpers I missed out.A little warning to all the scalpers your soul is mine once you die then I’ll show you the true meaning of scalping-Be Scared, BE VERY SCARED.

Prodigy My friends would kill me if I didn’t include there favourite band and I must admit there a good band especially Maxim who’s one freaky individual another band I saw at the Big Day Out and loved.

Greenday Excellent punk band who have been quiet of late but I loved Dookie and there other Cds but still waiting for them to tour Australia.

Smashing pumpkins A seriously depressing band, yet listening to the winging tones of Billy Corgan is strangely satisfyng in a maniacal way. Depressing tunes and suicidal melodies are the way to go.

KORN If you like aggressive music like me then this is the damn band for you these guys kick ass. After seeing Korn host Rage I went out and bought both there cds and ever since my neighbours have been complaining about the constant playing's of "shoots and ladders" not to mention the suicidal tendencies this song brings out in me. So get off your haemeroid ridden ass race down to the music shop and buy both the Korn cds.