These people due to there greatness have had the title of lord bestowed upon them and maybe if your truly evil your name might be listed below. Of course responsibilities come with the position which include flayings,beatings and conducting party games like “Pin the dagger in the Urkel”. So have a look at the great ones and bow before there legendary status.

MAYHEM(me) So you wish to know a bit about me hey, Well I was raised in Hollywood where I got my first movie role in “Nightmare On Elm Street” my joy was shortlived as I was fired after Freddy bled to death after an unfortunate incident involving me putting itchy powder in his underwear.I then moved to Australia where I bummed around my hatred growing of many celebrities until one day Satan arrived. Thinking he was another sherbet related hallucination I ignored him but he convinced me to take a job in hell which I accepted and I haven’t looked back yet.

QUENTIN TARANTINO After watching Pulp Fiction I just had to have this guy in hell so I had him killed and he agreed to stay. He now directs movies for the residents of hell his most recent being “The boy that could fry” starring Steve Urkel and a vat of boiling acid.

PENNYWISE the clown This clown is one scary individual and I thank him for the constant bed wetting he caused me after watching IT.Albert Einstein was still a genius when he arrived at hell that was until we let penny at him.He reduced the smartass to a babbling fool by asking him questions like “Why do 24 hour convience stores have locks on the door”? and “Why did kamakazie pilots wear helmets?”.Alberts IQ now matches that of a dohnut and we have none other than penny to thank for that.

GRIM REAPER This is the guy that drags people kicking and screaming into the depths of hell to await there punishment.So if you see a man striding towards you with a severe case of anorexia,big sharp scythe and smells like Roseanne Arnold’s week old underwear you better start praying.

SHAWN KEMP The best basketball player on the planet bar-none and will no doubt lead the Seattle Supersonics to the championship.So all you piss-lickers who like players like Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan please email me your retarded thoughts. I hope to increase the list to ten people so if you have any suggestions please email me and if I like them you and your suggestions name will be added to the list.

FONZIE Everybody loves the fonzie and for good reason is there any cooler guy out there?. So being a huge fonzie fan I had him killed and brought to hell even with devils running around and me sitting in my boxer shorts he didn’t lose his cool all he had to say was “I’m as happy as a paedophile in a playground”. Well poor fonzie now has got the impossible job of making Steve Urkel cool.