So you wish to know who burns in hell well take a look at the list below these individuals posses a number of qualities that condemn them to hell. These qualities include such things as annoying voices, overly cute or the fact that I just don’t like them. So have a look at the list below have a chuckle, hell even spit on them if you want nobody’s going to hold it against you. If you come up with any additions to this list email me and I’ll give you credit by placing you in the guest list for a week.

STEVE URKEL I’m sure everybody knows of this annoying bastard, God must of been very angry at the world the day he gave Steve Urkel his voice. But no Steve Urkel not content with the worlds most annoying voice has to pull his pants up to his neck and show the world his crappy acting.Well Steve’s not laughing anymore as he suffers through constant wedgies wearing razorblade undies.

RICKI LAKE We are delighted to have the worlds biggest crap talking woman with us. How this airhead ever became popular is beyond even Satan but all her adoring fat housewife fans will be pleased to learn I take immense enjoyment in walking past the cess pool which motor mouth burns in and singing “Burn Ricki, Burn Ricki, Burn Ricki”,

OLSEN TWINS God aren’t these two so cute you just want to gag but no there parents had to cash in by putting them on TV thus ensuring years of suffering by viewers. It’s plain to see these two can’t act and have the combined IQ of an alcoholic hamster but still people happened to find these stupid antics amusing. My idea of amusing is tying these brats shoelaces together and shoving them in a room full of drawing pins any normal person would stand still but NO not these two they blunder around absorbing every pin now that’s amusing.

SILVERCHAIR Now we come to the talentless retards known as silverchair who’s every action seems to be a nirvana ripoff. Usually the evil souls of hell stick together but they all seem to avoid silverchair who seem to be very close VERY VERY CLOSE. We thought it would be an amusing to put itchy powder in Daniel Johns underpants but were disgusted to find the other silverchair members were happy to lend a scratching hand. So these guys are destined to spend eternity burning in hell much to everyone’s enjoyment.

OASIS So now we come to the British rock group known as Oasis who’s every actions seem to grate on my nerves. I can’t pinpoint what is actually annoying about these guys is it there annoying singing or the girlish bickerings of the two gallagher brothers. Well now Oasis have hours of limb rending minefield hopscotch to look forward to, enjoy guys.

DENNIS RODMAN I am a big fan of basketball and that’s where I discovered my intense hatred of this bi-sexual freak. Some find his multi-coloured hair cool no not me what I would find cool is beating holes in his demented skull with a sledgehammer. And the fact is he can’t play bball and happens to play for the crappy Chicago Bulls who I also despise. So Dennis welcome to hell I sure hope you remembered your 150+ sunscreen, burn baby burn.

TORI SPELLING We laughed the day this plastic spastic rocked up to hell looking like some demented barbie doll, she makes Michael Jackson's plastic surgery appear normal. Her attempts at acting are just pitiful and every sane person knows that if her stupid dad wasn't Aaron Spelling she'd be out on her skinny ass. I've always wondered what the 90210 stands for after Beverley Hills and after a brief interrogation of Tori we discovered that it's not the amount of guys thats she's slept with nor the number of lines shes stuffed up, but the number of people who have died while watching her crappy silicone enhanced acting.

ELLEN DEGENERATE As you can see from this picture the lesbian issue has done wonders for her looks Ellen's coat and paws haven't looked that groomed for years. Does any one find this woman funny cause I certainly don't but then again I do have a twisted sense of humour doesn't everyone enjoy putting Tori Spelling in a circular room and telling her to sit in the corner then coming back 4hrs later to find her still wandering around looking for the corner. Actually I bumped into Ellen at the convenience store recently and couldn't help but notice the vast amounts of batteries she was purchasing, why would you need that many batteries? got me stumped.

HULK HOGAN I remember when I was about six years old watching Hulk Hogan run around the ring in his red jocks dropping his bulk on guys faces and to my surprise not to mention disgust I turned on the TV 12 years later and Bulk Hogan is still running around the ring. Obviously somebody left the retirement village doors open and this balding, inbred and senile old man escaped fled to the WWF(Weird Wanking Freaks) and gets paid millions of dollars to flash his bumcrack, grope other men and say useless shit like "Listen up all you HULKAMANIACS, What ya goin do when hulkamania runs wild over you". Well listen up carefully Hulk mayhem's coming for you armed with a pitchfork with all your 3 chins names on it and there Aint a damn thing your faggymaniacs can do about it.

SAVAGE GARDEN And just what the hell is so savage about these jizz-mopping, navy rejects?. Everytime I turn on the damn radio station I’m bombarded by there faggy voices that resemble that of a gopher with a bad case of “Triple S”(Shrivelled Scrotum Syndrome) and I’m ashamed to admit there Australian hmmm come to think of it so are 98% of the worlds wankers.